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Topco Average Joe Dion The Architect Vibrating 9 Inch Dildo

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A vibrating version of the popular Average Joe dildo, Dion The Architect combines six distinct modes of stimulation with extra soft, pleasantly pliable, incredibly lifelike styling to fantastic effect.

  • Remote-controlled vibrating 9-inch jumbo dildo for double the pleasure
  • Combines two popular sex toys into one
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A vibrating version of the popular Average Joe dildo, Dion The Architect combines six distinct modes of stimulation with extra soft, pleasantly pliable, incredibly lifelike styling to fantastic effect.

  • Remote-controlled vibrating 9-inch jumbo dildo for double the pleasure
  • Combines two popular sex toys into one
Read More

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In Stock

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Product Description

Shaped into a classically styled shaft with a nice thick tip, the Dion is slightly tapered at his exquisitely curvy tip, allowing for smooth penetration.

Just underneath, the supple, squeezable head widens subtly into the thicker shaft, gently stretching as it penetrates and stimulates- you'll adore how evenly the variable patterns of steady, pulsating and escalating vibration are felt  throughout.

A simple spin-dial remote with lots of attached cord easily cycles this dildo through its pleasure paces.

Completely safe for anal play and extra deep insertion, a set of pliable balls acts as a barrier against too-deep endeavors and also helps hold a harness O-ring in place, if desired.

The suction base is extremely sturdy, and easily secures Dion against almost any smooth flat surface, be it vertical (windows, shower doors) or horizontal (floor, counter etc).

 Made of a plush, deceptively lifelike TPR (thermoplastic rubber) material with both impressive flexibility and a satisfying stability, the Average Joe cleans easily with warm soapy water.

This phthalate-free material must be dried thoroughly before storage, which should be separate from other toys.

Topco recommends storing this Architect in a plastic bag with a small amount of cornstarch to keep it feeling silky and smooth.

Compatible with water and silicone lubricants.

Not recommended for use in water.

Requires 2 AA batteries (sold separately).



Key Benefits:
  • Remote-controlled vibrating 9-inch jumbo dildo for double the pleasure
  • Combines two popular sex toys into one
  • Dildo with realistic details for a more intimate experience
  • Suction-cup base to stick to smooth, flat surfaces for hands-free fun
  • Harness-compatible dildo for more variety in sex play

  • Measurements
    • Base type: Flared with Suction
    • Circumference: 5.5 inches
    • Insertable Length: 6 inches
    • Length: 9 inches
    • Width/Diameter: 1.6 inches
  • Feeling
    • Contains latex: No
    • Contains phthalates: No
    • Flexibility: Flexible
    • Material: Skin-Safe Rubber (TPR/TPE)
    • Texture: Fanta Flesh
    • Waterproof: Splashproof
  • Power & Speeds
    • Battery Info: 2 x AA batteries
    • Controller Type: Wired - scroll wheel
    • Power Type: Batteries (not included)
    • Vibration speed: Speeds and patterns
  • Extra Info
    • Adventure Level: Intermediate
    • Anal Safe: Yes
    • Harness Compatible: Yes
    • Has balls: Yes
    • Suction Cup: Yes
    • Who's it for: For Either Sex

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