Who needs a rabbit when you can kiss a butterfly?
Are you sick wasting money on generic rabbit trash? I used to have that problem… but not anymore.
Picture this. I’m home alone, nothing on T.V. and I’m super bored. I grab my rabbit and flip it on. The battery dies instantly. I swap fresh AAA’s, revive it, and get three rotations deep before it’s gone for good. Son of a…
That’s when I remember my Butterfly Kiss came. I rip the walls apart. Inhale the scent of new. Seven pink inches of pure ecstasy crafted by Athena herself.
Locked, cocked, and ready to rock, I put the rubbery tip to my clit. My body explodes in electric shock waves just before the butterfly slips inside. Oh the power! It’s a good thing it’s waterproof, because I’m wet. Really wet. Three speeds and four climaxes later I pull out and fall trembling against the bed.
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Leave your body.
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Tired of ponies when you want a steed?
When was the last time a big, strong dick filled your tight, little holes? Been a while huh? You mean to tell me you’ve been settling for five and six inchers, AND you’ve gotta blow em’ first?! MADNESS!
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Better grab a towel.
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You don’t waste money on cheap. It’s never classy and always falls apart. No. You’re a woman of posh. You buy discreet luxury because you can afford it. You’re not like other women. When you look in the mirror, a cut above the rest looks back.
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Cold steel in your backdoor has never been so fancy.
Liking it in the rear doesn’t mean you can’t have class.... You’re proud, sophisticated, & sexy... Your toys should be too. You don’t buy jewelry that clashes with your vibe. So why buy toys that don’t fit with who you are?
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Oh, and don’t forget your partner....
With 8 colors & 3 sizes to choose from, you can both find something you like. Quit wasting money on cheap, hollow, aluminum... You’re worth more!
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When was your last séance?
You sit on the ground. A salt circle around you. Holy water to your left. Black flame candle at your feet. You’re nervous. Scared. Excited. Your left hand lights the candle. Your right hand feels your pussy. Your heart beats faster. Warm liquid through your pants. A final breath. You speak the unholy words, flip the switch, and…
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