Welcome to SimpliPleasure.com's HUB page. Learn everything about us here! We are Canadian company and we fucking rock! Our founders (Clayton Ferguson, Drew Jackson, and Brooklyn Wells) are proud to have grown as much as we have so far and after some series design, prototyping, and product testing - ;) - we have shipped some epic new toys to the market. Read on to learn about our philosophy, or just watch these yotube videos where' brooklyn will lay it all out:
'Great designs are born out of simplicity and effectiveness'
Simpli Pleasure is a retailer and designer brand of intimate products that practices a minimalist philosophy and sells exclusively online. Shopping for adult products should be discreet, exciting and tickle the imagination with fantasy; not drown the adventure through an intimidating selection of features and sizes. The design of our products is a reflection of the prestige and elegance of the people who buy them.
Coming out on top of the competition is a hard thing to do, therefore we over-deliver to customers. Getting tied up with fans is part of our customer-centric vision and by cementing the bond we promise you'll come back for a second round.
Some companies are only focused on closing sales but that's not our philosophy, we're focused on the back end. After placing your order we still need to get our package in your door as fast as possible (and without anyone knowing about it). We do this by having multiple distribution centers and discreet packaging. When you place an order with us that's just the beginning and we guarantee the royal treatment. You'll never regret buying from us - so make your purchase now... Then light a cigarette, sit back, and relax while we ship your goods, massage your back, then spoon you to sleep.
Our job is to help individuals, lovers, and everyone in between achieve their goals for sexual health and happiness. We do this by providing information, dissolving taboo, encouraging exploration, and offering ultra-quality products that people love.
Our store's design and product selection was all designed with a minimalist philosophy in mind in order to give buyers a portal explore, learn, and discover without disrupting the experience with an intimidating selection of products, features or sizes.
Quality trumps quantity in this industry and every detail of our products has been tuned and thought out. Less is more and we keep our product selection as focused as possible. We design our products by seeing what works and then iteratively improving our design with one final goal in mind - perfection.
i) 24/7 Live phone service where you can place orders, direct inquires or leave comments (call us at 1-800-918-6308)
ii) Jovial customer service representatives - friendly, non-judgmental folks that are easy to talk to; especially regarding your 'sensitive' issues.
iii) Product warranties ranging from 6 months - 10 years
iv) 30 day return policy for most items (damaged or defective - please do not use the products first, we will not be able to issue a refund. We shouldn't have to say this...)
v) Fast delivery times with low costs - no matter where in the world you live. We do this by having multiple distribution centers (Currently North America and Europe)
You do not want to see "Simpli Pleasure" on your visa statement
You do not want to see "Simpli Pleasure" on your delivery package
We understand how embarrassing it would be when your mistress, spouse, son, daughter or mom discovers a sizable charge on your visa statement from "Simpli Pleasure" with the note "Anal Plugs"
All administration is done under our company name - NOT our brand name. So the charge to your visa and the return addressee on your package will be "8834130 Canada Ltd." not Simpli Pleasure.
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For discretion our handle on all social media is #justsimpli and not #simplipleasure
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