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About Us

'Great designs are born out of simplicity and effectiveness'


Simpli Pleasure is a retailer and designer brand of intimate products that practices a minimalist philosophy and sells exclusively online.  Shopping for adult products should be discreet, exciting and tickle the imagination with fantasy; not drown the adventure through an intimidating selection of features and sizes. The design of our products is a reflection of the prestige and elegance of the people who buy them.

 

We are not your standard, faceless big box retailer, we have personality!
And when you buy from us, you buy from real people.
 

Our Mission

Coming out on top of the competition is a hard thing to do, therefore we over-deliver to customers. Getting tied up with fans is part of our customer-centric vision and by cementing the bond we promise you'll come back for a second round.

Some companies are only focused on closing sales but that's not our philosophy, we're focused on the back end. After placing your order we still need to get our package in your door as fast as possible (and without anyone knowing about it). We do this by having multiple distribution centers and discreet packaging. When you place an order with us that's just the beginning and we guarantee the royal treatment. You'll never regret buying from us - so make your purchase now... Then light a cigarette, sit back, and relax while we ship your goods, massage your back, then spoon you to sleep.

 



1) OUR GOAL IS YOUR SEXUAL HEALTH & HAPINESS.

Our job is to help individuals, lovers, and everyone in between achieve their goals for sexual health and happiness. We do this by providing information, dissolving taboo, encouraging exploration, and offering ultra-quality products that people love.  

 

2) OUR STORE IS A PORTAL FOR YOU TO LEARN AND EXPLORE. 

Our store's design and product selection was all designed with a minimalist philosophy in mind in order to give buyers a portal explore, learn, and discover without disrupting the experience with an intimidating selection of products, features or sizes.

 

3) OUR PRODUCTS ARE DESIGNED WITH PERFECTION IN MIND 

Quality trumps quantity in this industry and every detail of our products has been tuned and thought out. Less is more and we keep our product selection as focused as possible. We design our products by seeing what works and then iteratively improving our design with one final goal in mind - perfection.

 

4) OUR SERVICE IS SUPERB (IT'S ALMOST ABSURD)

i) Phone service where you can place orders, direct inquires or leave comments (call us at 1-800-918-6308)


ii) Jovial customer service representatives - friendly, non-judgmental folks that are easy to talk to; especially regarding your 'sensitive' issues.


iii) Product warranties ranging from 6 months - 10 years


iv) 60 day return policy for most items (damaged or defective - please do not use the products first, we will not be able to issue a refund. We shouldn't have to say this...)


v) Fast delivery times with low costs - no matter where in the world you live. We do this by having multiple distribution centers (Currently North America and Europe)

     

       

    5) OUR POLICY ON PRIVACY & DISCRETION IS STRICT

    You do not want to see "Simpli Pleasure" on your visa statement 

    You do not want to see "Simpli Pleasure" on your delivery package

    We understand how embarrassing it would be when your mistress, spouse, son, daughter or mom discovers a sizable charge on your visa statement from "Simpli Pleasure" with the note "Anal Plugs"

    THEREFORE 

    All administration is done under our company name - NOT our brand name. So the charge to your visa and the return addressee on your package will be "SP International" not Simpli Pleasure.

      

    6) WE ENGAGE WITH OUR COMMUNITY ONLINE (AND GIVE AWAY A LOT OF FREE STUFF!) 

    Get to know the ins-and-outs of our company!  Sign up for our newsletter, connect with us on social media, then read and comment on our blog. We post all kinds of great content and often do giveaways on instagram and facebook.

    For discretion our handle on all social media is #justsimpli and not #simplipleasure

     

    7) WE ARE NOT SATISFIED UNTIL YOU ARE 

    <3

     

    simplipleasure.com



    Help me I don't know where to start?

    Discover sex toys to bring fun to your sex life and new ways to play with your partner. Watch Brooklyn Well's our brand ambassador break it down in our beginners guide:

     

    What's Popular?

    Simpli Pleasure Believes shopping for sex toys should be fun and exciting.  Sex is exciting, sex is fun - and therefore shopping for sex toys should be fun and exciting as well.  Stretch your imagination as you browse our store which has been carefully laid out.  Here are some of the most popular categories to choose from:

     

     


    Still Looking For More Information?

    We've put together a few guides to help answer some of the most commonly asked questions we receive. Check em out:

     

     

     


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